Justin P 7:43 Wed Feb 18
How do I get this guy off my back?
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Some of you may know that i'm a professional stuntman and I have been for 15 years.
There is a fellow stunt performer in my business that has given me a lot of hassle on and off for 10 of those 15 years!
Sick to the back teeth of the cunt now and i've tried talking to him, i've offered him out in a car park on a job (he just laughed in my face).
The problem is what I believe to be jealousy , we both come from a horse background into the stunt game and has told other people that he is a far better horseman/stuntman than me etc.
I've started getting prank calls in the early hours of the morning and i'm pretty sure its this nasty cunt.
Any suggestions on how to eradicate this problem please let me know?
Thanks J
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Steve P
11:26 Fri Feb 20
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Can't you fix it so his parachute doesn't open, or the safety thing on the end of a sword is missing?
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eric5bellies
11:24 Fri Feb 20
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Go and smear some dog shit under his car door handle on the drivers side. If its chrome make sure you wipe it of as not to raise suspicion
That should fix it
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Hermit Road
11:21 Fri Feb 20
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ohgodno 10:36 Thu Feb 19
I cottoned on after weeks of praying for you to stop being a cunt.
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ohgodno
11:00 Fri Feb 20
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Send him a shoe box full of glitter. Rig it so when unwrapped the glitter falls out of the bottom. Do this (obviously mix it up. you'll have to be inventive with the vectors) once every three months. In two years he'll kill himself.
There are companies that will do this for you but it's cheaper to do it yourself.
http://postmyenemiesglitter.com/
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Gruesome Dump
2:14 Fri Feb 20
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Hi Norm.
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ILOVEPAOLODICANIO
1:49 Fri Feb 20
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How about murdering him and hiring a boat to dispose the body in the ocean?
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Stranded
1:37 Fri Feb 20
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There might be something useful on here? I'm guessing it's roughly the same principle?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivus
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normannomates
1:04 Fri Feb 20
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get dumpy to sort him out.
tell him to bring his napkin
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stomper
12:52 Fri Feb 20
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Roll over?
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Vexed
12:35 Fri Feb 20
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If you dont mind me saying (although if you do mind it doesn't sound like you'll do much about it) you've come across a bit of a Toby here.
Sort your fucking life out you needy cunt.
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ohgodno
12:16 Fri Feb 20
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Wait until Summer/Autumn. You notice "fairies" wafting around on the breeze (they look like white ball-like seeds). Catch one and count to three. Make a wish and blow it off your hand. In return for being released the fairy will grant your wish. You will of course wish the bad man gets speed aids.
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mike hunt
11:37 Thu Feb 19
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i find a bucket of cold water always does the trick
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Ronald_antly
10:57 Thu Feb 19
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Livingstone wrote...
"Have sat through Mamma Mia a few times ... "
I couldn't even sit through my wife SUGGESTING that I watch Mamma Mia.
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neilalex
10:54 Thu Feb 19
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I truly don't understand this at all. If you're to be believed, this bloke has been giving you shit for 10 Years. After those ten years you've got to the point where you've fronted him but nothing actually happened, which actually means he didn't take you seriously, because he carried right on giving you shit. You now want advice as to what to do next, and you seek advice form this forum. The best advice you've received to date, in your opinion, is to pretend to be his mate to wind him up.
My advice differs I guess, in that it would be to offer to let him fuck you up the arse on the off chance that it might make him happy and better disposed towards you.
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ohgodno
10:36 Thu Feb 19
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What Hermit doesn't know is I've got two people doing a prayer block on him.
None of his prayers have gone more than 60 feet into the air in the last two years. They all get deflected back down to earth.
He hasn't got a clue.
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Eerie Descent
5:18 Thu Feb 19
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I thought you were a 3 Dan in Karate, 74 son? Can't you get on set and help out a West Ham brother?
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Trevor B
4:47 Thu Feb 19
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Have sat through Mamma Mia a few times?
has to be far more embarrassing than anything else on this cringey thread
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ooooh Morley Morley
4:45 Thu Feb 19
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His face was the stunt double for Meryl Streep's saggy tits.
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Pancho
4:38 Thu Feb 19
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He played Pierce Brosnan's cock.
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Livingstone
4:25 Thu Feb 19
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Have sat through Mamma Mia a few times Justin , but cant for the life of me remember any stunts, what did you do in that?
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AnnieB
3:59 Thu Feb 19
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£5k
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